baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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trick-or-peter:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

neptunain:

who is this person

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officialtobio:

officialtobio:

where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety

image

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kuriboi2k6:

The internet is on a roll tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

kuriboi2k6:

The internet is on a roll tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

babylonian:

this photoset sums up Magic tournaments so perfectly

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tibets:

good morning

tibets:

good morning

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

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